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  • Solid and Scenic: The Hyatt Regency Cologne

    Solid and Scenic: The Hyatt Regency Cologne

    I’ve used an image of this property for years as a file photo for all things Hyatt, but I only last week got to finally experience the Hyatt Regency Köln (Cologne) for myself. My expectations were admittedly not the highest, as several others in this space have written some pretty scathing pieces on this property in the past, citing maintenance issues and the property just generally showing its age. But I needed to be in Köln, and it’s been an incredibly slow travel year by my standards; without the elite nights from this stay, I would have needed to mattress run to renew my World of Hyatt Globalist status. So in spite of the negativity surrounding this property, I decided to give it a try.

    Location

    If scenic views of Köln are what you’re after, you’re going to be hard-pressed to do better than this property. I would estimate the Hyatt Regency likely has THE most prized and expensive views in the entire city. That said, in terms of actually being centrally-located, the property leaves a bit to be desired. It sits not in the city center, but across the Rhine in the borough of Deutz. From Köln’s central train station, you should expect to walk 10-15 mins to reach this property. It’s a very beautiful walk, around the cathedral, then crossing the Rhine via the famous Hohenzollern Bridge. But if you have heavy luggage in tow, and are okay with foregoing a breathtaking first impression of the city, you would be better served choosing a train that serves Köln Messe/Deutz Station, only about a 5 minute walk to the hotel; this station is served by many ICE trains direct from Frankfurt Airport (FRA) Terminal 1. You’ll have plenty of opportunities to make that walk later, sans luggage. As far as local transit options go, look for tram lines 1, 7, and 9 from the Deutzer Freiheit tram stop, also about a 5 minute walk away.

    Pricing

    This property is World of Hyatt award category 4, meaning you’ll pay 15,000 World of Hyatt points for a standard award night, 18,000 for peak award nights, and 12,000 for off-peak. During Christmas market season, it is quite common to see cash rates go north of €300, making the use of points an even better value proposition this time of year. This property can be a great place to burn those Cat 1-4 free night certificates, which seem to get devalued every March as all the good redemption options seem to slowly migrate to Category 5. Out of my six-night stay, three of those were peak pricing; luckily, I had the same number of Cat 1-4 certs banked, and had my concierge strategically place those on the peak nights for maximum value. This was the first time in a while I’ve been able to get the full 18,000 point value out of those certificates; as I no longer go out of my way to maximize those, my lowest point was burning one on the then-Category 2 Hyatt Regency DFW Airport just days prior to expiration.

    One could make the argument that this property likely offers the best possible view that can be obtained utilizing the humble Cat 1-4 certificate anywhere in the world, and I fear that if this property remodels in the future, it may move to Category 5 or even Category 6, rendering those certificates useless here.

    Arrival and Globalist Recognition

    I have gotten quite good (if I do say so myself) at navigating the logistics of traveling to Europe over the years; I gave my Hyatt concierge an ETA of 10:00am about a week prior to my arrival, and she worked with the hotel to try and have a room ready by then. As I walked through the doors at 10:01, I was quite impressed with myself for estimating my arrival time a week prior within a 120-second margin of error! While my room was cleaned by this time, it had not yet undergone Hyatt’s QA process. Being from the U.S., I fully expected to be told to go pound sand for a couple hours. However, I was granted access by the cheery front desk agent to wait in the Regency Club, and eat breakfast in there while I waited – and when my room finally was ready, the keys were personally delivered to me in the Regency Club, so I did not have to return to the lobby!

    I did not receive an upgrade, nor did I really expect to, as the hotel was (verifiably) sold out at least one night of my reservation. However, the staff that I interacted with were incredibly kind, welcoming, and helpful.

    Rooms and State of the Hotel

    Let’s get the bad news out of the way first. There are some criticisms floating around about how dated this place feels. And there is some validity to that! The guest room floors feel like the year 2010 called, and asked for its hotel back. The power socket placement is… odd, and if you don’t have a Schuko (type F) plug adapter with USB ports on the side, expect any cords plugged into the front to be bent and possibly destroyed by proximity to the mattress as you toss & turn in bed – luckily, I’m to the point now where I always seem to have multiple travel adapters of varying styles in my backpack. Every lamp in the room seemed to have a different mechanism to turn on/off. I had to upload a picture of the rather antiquated thermostat to ChatGPT to figure out how to use it (meanwhile, the HP Frankfurt Airport had a QR code with instructions on how to use their much simpler digital thermostat… cue eye roll). The bathroom door wouldn’t stay shut unless I slammed it. The Wi-Fi could be better, and logs you out after precisely 24 hours, even if you are actively connected.

    But all that said, it was spotlessly clean, and perfectly adequate! In fact, dare I say that I actually kind of liked that it was a little bit dated. Hotels in Western countries have been in a race to the bottom for years, featuring ever-smaller rooms, weird “barn” doors (or no doors at all) on bathrooms, and eliminating closets and storage in favor of open-air “landing zones” for your luggage. It seems that memo has not reached Köln yet. The rooms were spacious, even by American standards; in fact, I am having a hard time thinking of a standard room I’ve received in Europe larger than this one. The bathroom was large too, featuring a separate bathtub and shower (with some of the best water pressure I’ve ever had, albeit lacking a handheld sprayer like most European hotels). But perhaps the most unique feature was the walk-in closet with a little bench to sit on. As I was staying for a week during a German winter, having this closet enabled me to fully unpack, organize myself, and truly feel at home; contrast this to my most-frequented property in EMEA, where I’d be living out of my suitcase and packing cubes due to the open-concept “storage.” And as I previously mentioned, I like being able to burn my Cat 1-4 certs here; a remodel would likely trigger a change to a higher category.

    My one small complaint about the housekeeping: once I ran out of shower gel, it was never refilled. None of the housekeepers seemed to check if it was empty, and even when I specifically requested more, it never came. Luckily there was good ol’ fashioned Pharmacopia bar soap left near the bathtub (and this was replaced daily!), so I was still able to shower and get clean, albeit not in the way I preferred.

    Food and Beverage

    This is one of those rare properties where Globalist members can choose whether they want their complimentary breakfast at the Glashaus restaurant on the mezzanine level, or in the Regency Club. In practice, I suppose you could have both, as there’s no real enforcement mechanism here. That said, the spread is largely the same core items in both locations. The restaurant has slightly more variety, but you’re not going to be missing anything major if you opt for a quieter breakfast with a better view in the Regency Club. Despite Hyatt being an American brand, this specific property seems to serve largely regional guests, and the breakfast reflects that; while a few hot items such as (very good!) bacon are on offer, you should expect a more continental breakfast focused on bread and fruit, because, well, you’re on the continent. Contrast this to someplace like the Hyatt Regency Amsterdam, which has an incredibly diverse selection of items on offer to cater to a more global audience. All that said, the quality of everything was very much on-par with expectations for a European Hyatt.

    It appears Hyatt knows the location is rather out-of-the-way, with few off-site dining options nearby… and they charge “captive market” prices accordingly for F&B. Of course you’ll pay €39 for breakfast (if not Globalist or Guest of Honor), because going out to eat locally is going to require a good trek, likely to the city center. Expect any food & beverage not comped via elite status or access to the Regency Club to come with some of the most egregious price tags I have ever seen from a Hyatt – even worse than most in the USA. And keep in mind, trams to the city center are available behind the hotel every few minutes, even if this isn’t immediately obvious approaching via the bridge… so you’re not as much of a captive audience as it might initially feel! There are lots of great local dining options in Köln; go into the city center and take advantage (if it’s Christmas Market season, go get a steak near the Cathedral and thank me later).

    Regency Club

    The Regency Club is located on the 6th floor of the hotel. The layout is a bit odd, as instead of a discrete room, the club is really just the elevator lobby for the hotel’s club level; this means you have guests passing through with their luggage, and housekeeping passing through with carts, especially at peak hours. That said, the views of the Rhine from the Regency Club are absolutely incredible, the staff are very helpful, and even at the busiest times, I was always able to find a clean table near the windows. Access is available 24/7, though most food and beverage is promptly put away by 10pm.

    Bottom Line

    Do you need to manage your expectations a bit? Perhaps. Is it nearly as bad as some bloggers say? Absolutely not. Hyatt spoils us, and it leads to some just looking for something to complain about. Even the worst European Hyatts are probably better than the ~30th percentile of American Hyatts, and it’s important to keep that in perspective. Köln is an absolutely wonderful city, and the Hyatt Regency is a perfectly serviceable option with spectacular views to stay while visiting. In my opinion, it is one of the best remaining options to burn those Category 1-4 free night certificates we all seem to accumulate each year, and for that reason, I kinda hope they don’t remodel or change for a while. All of the shortcomings here are really relatively minor in the grand scheme of things, and I mention them not to complain, but purely in the interest of giving an honest, transparent take. None of these issues are show stoppers, and I’ll definitely be back.